Some post-modern chump fumbling his way through the void.

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

My Youth, Fondly Remembered.


Wholly Buckets! I can’t believe it! ZELDA Unedited, just like it was in the good old days! Now I can relive hours on hours of glorious salad days right on my Mac! I remember fondly the way I would practically run home from school to play ZELDA. And that’s not all! There is every game I can remember, all free for download!
You to can relive your youth –click here-
For the cool people that need a Mac Nintendo –click here-

Friday, May 26, 2006

Steve and Bill Getting all Comfy Together.



True, it’s a funny ad, but still, what’s up with that? An Intel chip in a Mac? Wasn’t it Apple that spent years and years trying to convince people that the architecture of their chip made the numbers look different, when in fact the apple chip ran so much more efficiently that it was a 2 to 1 speed ratio? What happened to that? Now they want us overnight to believe just the opposite? Now what are all the dedicated Mac people going to do with their stupid shirts and stickers about how crappie Intel chips are?



Look at this- you can even install XP on these new Mac's! What the hell? It’s a sad day for the Mac lovers out there. Now all we have is the operating system. That’s it, the pretty, easy to use, and stable operating system. No longer can we say the computer itself is any better then a well made PC.

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

The Gate Keeper



I thought that I might take a moment to give everyone a peek into a small part of my day. To illuminate it in a way that no one might have otherwise ever known. I sit across from the bathroom door. Every time a person leaves the bathroom, they think it’s a great idea to completely close the door instead of leaving it a small crack to signify that the bathroom has been vacated. So, as a result I am charged with the job of bathroom monitor. Every time someone needs to go, they walk up and ask me if anyone is in there.

Perhaps its true that I don’t have anything better to do then keep track of who the hell is in the bathroom, but still, its an annoying job. Wither there is someone in there or not, I always say the same thing, “I don’t think so.” My idea was that if I gave out inaccurate information, people would eventually stop asking me. Not so. They just get mad when it is inaccurate, but continue to ask the next time, as if this was the soul job that I get paid to do here. Perhaps, since what I say is accurate most of the time, they keep faith that I am sincerely trying to keep track of this information. I have to prove that my bathroom monitoring abilities are completely inadequate. I think the next step is to simply tell them the exact opposite of the truth. Then, when they need to go pee really bad, and the dam door is closed, and I say, yes, indeed there is someone in there, they will stair desperately at the closed door, wondering, is it true? They will think twice about closing it all the way when they leave. I could really torcher them and make them wait hours! Make them knock on the door! It will be social tourcher. The end of the bathroom door dilemma is coming near. I will train these fools. I will make them leave the door a crack!

Monday, May 22, 2006

Homeless people and immigrants and too much time to waste.


This picture says it all. : ) I got the pic here.

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

who's yo daddy. I SAID WHO'S YO DADDY!

Friday, May 12, 2006

Mr Meogee and Dumbledore




So at work I've been listening to books on tape. In particular, I've been listening to the Harry Potter series. Its entertaining, easy to follow while working, and helps the time go by. So I'm on the last book and I’m starting to feel really bad because I know that Dumbledore is going to die. At lest, that was what Cassie told me when she read the book a while back. I mean, why does the cool old smart guy always die in these things? Actually, come to think of it, why didn’t Mr Meogie die? He should have, don’t you think? Maybe it’s just a wizard thing. They always have to die. Maybe Cassie was being spurious and Dumbledore comes back to life the way Gandalf did in lord of the rings. Who knows, well, I guess there are a lot of 12 year olds that do, don’t they?


Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Macs are cool.


Okay, So I never ever post; but here are some funny ads that I thought I might share with you all. And remember, Mac's are cool. You don't want to be a dork, you want to be an indy kid. mac = hipster. not nerd. : )